ENNUI, NON. TYLENOL, OUI!

The Vancouver Courier, Apr. 19

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THE IRON MAIDEN’S SPELL

“Former Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher forced Britain, kicking and screaming, to abandon its tired and tattered security blanket of a class-ridden and hierarchical society,” reads the caption below a picture of the baroness on the front page of the April 9 Vancouver Sun. The same edition notes the death of famous stage magician Reveen, and …

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IN THE BEGINNING WAS THE ABSURD…

The VanPacRim Courier, 2275: Archaeologists recently unearthed a cache of ancient flash drives from a twenty-first century site in Ottawa. In an exclusive to this noosphere-paper, we present scripture from “The Greatest Tory Ever Told,” the sacred e-book of paleoconservatism, the state religion. FISCAL GENESIS1.1 In the beginning was The Almighty Buck. Yet the New World …

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