WHEN COWS, BEDDING, AND FURNITURE ATTACKS

On a trip a while back through Washington State, I stopped at a gas station to use the washroom. The paper towel dispenser displayed a warning in large red lettering: "MANAGEMENT NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR INJURIES SUSTAINED WHILE USING DISPENSER." I stood and pondered what sort of Cirque de Soleil performance with this wall-mounted unit could …

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AUTHORITIES SEEKING INFORMATION: DO YOU KNOW THE MUFFIN MAN?

By Geoff Olson “Two things are infinite, as far as we know – the universe and human stupidity. And I’m not so sure about first one.” This apocryphal quote from standup physicist Albert Einstein contains a grain of truth bigger than Ayers Rock. Hence the four recent news items below about stupid guy stuff. 1. …

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